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ON THE ROAD AGAIN FOR THE SOUTH DOWNS WAY AND A PROJECT COUNTDOWN!

I don’t know how else to move the fates on now and push Dragon In The Post forward, except to stretch some muscles before I set off next Monday from Winchester to Eastbourne. I know a three mile round trip walk into Arlesford is hardly pushing it (climbing St Catherine’s Hill tomorrow though), but with a hazel wand in hand and looking like a twit, it’s all freeing too: Watching the cooling change in the weather, after torrential rain these past few days, wondering about light-weight food, imaging how I should break up the walk and generally mixing dread with excitement. So to young deer grazing by the watercress beds, astonishing mountains of cloud worthy of Rannoch’s journey through hope and despair in Fire Bringer (soon to be republished, thanks to what we’ve achieved already at 72% funded) and that carcass of a dead bird on the tarmac I passed before, beginning to return to our primordial soup. A very flattened feeling, if feeling is the right word, when there isn’t any left. An eagle was riding the thermals too though, heron elegantly guarding their spots on the Itchen and with the wheat fields nearly cut for the harvest, all well in the world.

Is it cynical to mix my own project with trying to raise a bit of sponsorship money for the RNIB – The Royal National Institute for The Blind? I don’t think so, and something is better than nothing, if I’m doing the bloody thing anyway. S kindly did a chalk sign in my local pub and if it has no effect on Dragon In The Post, I can do it for another reason too. Also for the fun of writing it up though, having a go, mixed with a vague despair, so rubbed in by the desultory attitude of The Hampshire Chronicle recently – damn their humdrum eyes. Does it mean that either no one will be reading, or wishing disaster on the whole mad enterprise with a typical small county sneer? In fact, since I can see something of a readership in the searches and hits on this site, I know a few people are reading. But why, why!?

To see perhaps if they are exposed for the Hot Fuzz secrets of a wayward Hampshire Life? To find inspiration in my Hardyesque mastery of a country eye? To share a little in some sense of mutual life adventure? Who knows and honestly who cares, except that sometimes I wish people would listen a little harder. Then comes the delight of ‘projects’, for charity or anything else, dissolving into fun encounters and chance meetings, which any walk should be about too – R the wildflower pirate and his girlfriend, who said, as I rounded the bend into their yard on the way home, that she had been wondering about the odd bod down the pub trying to crowd fund a book, just three minutes before. A bit like the blog on Facebook today about a mum whose daughter had dreamt of someone called Robin Williams, only to wake to discover the awful news! Then my immediate neighbour turned up to feed her recently broken horse Marmite sandwiches (keeps off the ticks apparently) and resist my disreputable efforts to get her co-stabler to let me ride her mount. How hard it seems to have an adventure these days! Delightful as she is, she insists that I’m a man with more leisure than sense, more money too (though she is wrong about both, sadly) and that a walk is pointless and I should come up with carefully targeted marketing strategies, before it all ends on August 27th. Yes, perhaps,but it isn’t quite the point of a long fight with publishers and the Internet, and something that is about trying for some connection, as much as anything else. Nor of my very conscious strategy to have some fun and experience, to share that too, rather than endlessly complaining about some people’s meanness, or why we have stopped listening to each other.

I should tell her that my devilish plan, for what it’s worth, is this: To walk for myself and sheer enjoyment, to not fret too much about how hard it is to ‘sell’ an idea and to have a blast. Meanwhile, of course, behind every hedgerow, in the windiest coppices, perched on their chairs of high opinion down the local pubs and sizzling the bacon of their own hopes and dreams, not to mention some natural Schadenfreude, the dream is thousands of Hampshire folk will turn to watch a week’s walk to Beachy Head and a Countdown to project success or failure and intervene at just the right moment too. I’ve lost all hope my compatriots will walk a bit, or rise from their beds to meet me in Eastbourne with ticker tape and prolonged applause, but I know this, on this Hampshire walk I won’t be entirely lonely either.

David Clement-Davies sets out to walk the South Downs Way next Monday, August 18th. A small charity element has been written into the £50 pledge at Indiegogo.com but you can sponsor him purely for the charity too, by writing to this blog or to David’s pages on Facebook. We are at 72% funded on Dragon In The Post with 15 days to go and you can support a book and publishing project now by CLICKING HERE

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MORE DRAGON ON WATTPAD AND ANOTHER AUDIO READING TOO!

At 72% funded on Indiegogo.com, with over two weeks to go until August 27th, come and join the fight to finish a story and crowd fund it into a hard copy novel, sent to you in the post. You can can read more of the unfinished story right now on WATTPAD – A DRAGON WARRIOR IS BORN

To hear another audio reading from Dragon In The Post, a story being written in real time, just click on the arrow below. To CONTRIBUTE right now and help us break through the noise of the internet too, why now go to Indiegogo and SUPPORT DRAGON IN THE POST

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CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!

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There have been three great shocks for me recently, first the deaths of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then Rick Mayle and now the news of Robin Williams being discovered dead in his apartment, in an apparent suicide. No time to say anything glib here but to pause to praise such an extraordinary man and comic genius. From Mork and Mindy to Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting, from Good Morning Vietnam to The Fisher King he brought some rare spark of genius and individuality to everything he did. Like Hoffman and many of such hi octane brilliance he suffered addictions and depressions but his life seems to me to have been the constant fight for the light and laughter. The man was a poet, a humanist, a fighter against prejudice, a life force and a phenomenon, so may spirits like his come again and again.

Robin Williams died on August 11 2014. He was 63.

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THE LAST GREAT PUSH FOR THE DRAGON!

DRAGON IN THE POST IS 71% FUNDED, WITH 17 DAYS TO GO AND ENDS ON AUGUST 27TH!

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So, back to some wordsmithery and just writing about being happy in Hampshire. Not Philip Larkin’s ‘long slide into happiness‘ kind of happiness but just being in the country, with great people and not worrying too much about a crowd funding project to change the face of modern publishing! Which means exactly what I decided some time back, namely rather than suffering through the exposure and potential failure of a public crowd funding campaign, with a railing or indignant spirit, instead trying to share an adventure with folk, perhaps inspire a bit and use my writing to prove I’m not just asking for money, but some mutual spirit and trying to give something back.

That has brought disappoints, frustrations, a silly and pointless spat with The Hampshire Chronicle and lovely times too, in the powerfully restoring countryside. That electric storm, the ice pure water of the Itchen, unusual discoveries like Jane Austen’s house or the numinous ruin of Titchfield Abbey, along with odd times trying to go metal detecting and an amazing flight to Sandown airstrip on the Isle of White. The problem with an artist trying to crowd fund is most people expect a finished package, a ‘product’ a novel is always more than to the writer and the readers who enjoy it, and it brings the obvious scepticism, from people who don’t really know the history of why I had a terrible battle with both my friends and publishers and why this is such a personal fight too. Naturally the quality of a story is what really counts, or should do, but this is about something else too, the problem being I don’t especially want to share that with strangers or go on about it any more either.

So to the South Downs Way again, which will take some re-training for and the decision to set off on Monday August 18th! That will give me time for a fairly leisurely pace and also have me back 2 days before the project ends, on August 27th, for a last countdown to whether we can make it and what we’ve really achieved. I’d love you to enjoy that too, so each day I’ll be finding a place to transmit and blog my adventures.

If you want a signed, First edition hard copy of Dragon In The Post, with your name listed in the front among the brave backers who made something happen, or some other perks too, then why not CONTRIBUTE TO DRAGON IN THE POST

DCD – PA PRESS

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HOORAY – DRAGON IN THE POST WILL TRIUMPH AS A NEW FILM GOES UP AT INDIEGOGO!

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Superb, the crowd funding project for DCD’s fairy tale Dragon In The Post just crossed 70% funded, with nineteen days to go. It ends on August 27th. We will do this, with a bit of work, but now we need to spread the word far and wide and get more and more backers on board and a growing constituency for a novel and little publisher too. The point is it is not just about the money, but talking through the internet, fighting back, connecting and not only opening a door on a whole little indie publisher, Phoenix Ark Press, but testing the idea that in future, if we work together, books by other artists and writers might be quality controlled and cross supported too in their own crowd funded projects and a form of pre-sales or ‘paying it forward’.

If ‘mainstream media’ like the humdrum Hampshire Chronicle has not only ignored us, but let it down, we will see what a little ad in Private Eye can do, but we will effectively have done it alone. Now though is no time for complacency but the last big push to a finishing line to make that little Dragon fly! So a brand new film has just gone up on Indiegogo, where David both reads and talks from the heart about the project. Hope you enjoy it. The project text has also been radically changed, while the special highlighted perk now is just buying the book. The count down is really on then, so courage Dragons and let’s do remarkable things together! Thank you.

You can support the project RIGHT NOW by clicking on BACK DRAGON IN THE POST AND PHOENIX ARK PRESS

David Clement-Davies

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TO CELEBRATE A DRAGON STREET TEAM PHOENIX UNVEILS THE MUSICAL ‘CHEESE’!!!

As the Dragon In The Post fight hots up, towards that August 27th deadline, and to remember the vital muse and that it’s all about art, passion fun and creativity too DCD reblogs the love song from his musical CHEESE! Hooray and let’s make this happen…

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Hello, in fact it’s called Mr Moliere’s Mouse (aka CHEESE or Les Mouserables!), written my David Clement-Davies and Michael Jeffrey and work shopped at The Royal Academy of Music in London. It’s about a family of mice who live under the stage of the old Paris Theatre, the Mousettes, and especially the youngest and bravest, our hero – Bobolan. Poor Bobolan has absurdly long ears he keeps tripping over and is teased mercilessly because of his terrible stutter. But who, while trying to avoid the rats led by the vicious Scarapino, high in the balconies, goes on dreaming of one day becoming a great actor. Just like the celebrated playwright Jean Baptiste Moliere, who returns one day to woo the whole of Paris with his genius. Never give up on your dreams!!!

This song is about Bobolan’s meeting with the pretty Colette, as the Mousettes flee down into…

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August 8, 2014 · 9:21 am

DR JOHNSON’S LETTER TO THE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD – 7th February, 1755

To celebrate the new travel page above The Hampshire Chronicles! (you can access all page contents simply by clicking on them) and to highlight the pains of crowd funding, especially when local newspaper articles prove unforthcoming, PA PRESS republishes Samuel Johnson’s transcendent letter to the Earl of Chesterfield:

To The Right Honourable The Earl Of Chesterfield

My Lord,

I have been lately informed, by the proprietor of The World, that two papers, in which my Dictionary is recommended to the public, were written by your lordship. To be so distinguished is an honour which, being very little accustomed to favours from the great, I know not well how to receive, or in what terms to acknowledge.

When, upon some slight encouragement, I first visited your lordship, I was overpowered, like the rest of mankind, by the enchantment of your address, and could not forbear to wish that I might boast myself Le vainqueur du vainqueur de la terre;— that I might obtain that regard for which I saw the world contending; but I found my attendance so little encouraged, that neither pride nor modesty would suffer me to continue it. When I had once addressed your Lordship in public, I had exhausted all the art of pleasing which a retired and uncourtly scholar can possess. I had done all that I could; and no man is well pleased to have his all neglected, be it ever so little.

Seven years, my lord, have now passed, since I waited in your outward rooms, or was repulsed from your door; during which time I have been pushing on my work through difficulties, of which it is useless to complain, and have brought it, at last, to the verge of publication, without one act of assistance, one word of encouragement, or one smile of favour. Such treatment I did not expect, for I never had a patron before.

The shepherd in Virgil grew at last acquainted with Love, and found him a native of the rocks.

Is not a patron my lord, one who looks with unconcern on a man struggling for life in the water, and, when he has reached ground, encumbers him with help? The notice which you have been pleased to take of my labours, had it been early, had been kind; but it has been delayed till I am indifferent, and cannot enjoy it: till I am solitary, and cannot impart it; till I am known, and do not want it. I hope it is no very cynical asperity not to confess obligations where no benefit has been received, or to be unwilling that the public should consider me as owing that to a patron, which providence has enabled me to do for myself.

Having carried on my work thus far with so little obligation to any favourer of learning, I shall not be disappointed though I should conclude it, if less be possible, with less; for I have been long wakened from that dream of hope, in which I once boasted myself with so much exultation,

My Lord,
Your lordship’s most humble,
most obedient servant,
SAM JOHNSON

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SUPPORT THE DRAGON AND SPONSOR DCD TO WALK THE SOUTH DOWNS WAY FOR CHARITY

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You can either back the project and that element or sponsor David alone, for the whole walk or just by the mile, and specifically donate just for the charity. Please contact him via his Facebook page – David Clement-Davies or by Commenting here.

BACK THE CAMPAIGN ON INDIEGOGO NOW BY CLICKING HERE

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The photograph is a Public Domain image from Wikipedia showing The Seven Sisters cliffs near Eastbourne along The South Downs Way

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YASMIN FOSTER’S ART COMES TO FIGHT FOR DRAGON IN THE POST!

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CONTRIBUTE NOW OR RAISE YOUR CONTRIBUTION LEVEL TO DRAGON IN THE POST AND, APART FROM OTHER PERKS, ALSO OWN THIS WONDERFUL PAINTING, SPECIALLY DRAWN FOR THE PROJECT, PAINTED, PRINTED AND SIGNED BY YASMIN FOSTER

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With 23 Days to go, of the highest contributions or raised contributions among the next SIX backers on Indiegogo one person will also own this wonderful Fire Cutter by Yasmin Foster. You can do that right now by going to https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dragon-in-the-post/x/8028980

Thanks so much Yasmin and other frolics to come. – Contacted local papers, cutting the flying film and training for South Downs Walk! Hope you all had a lovely weekend but we need to up the intensity and contributions. PA PRESS

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WALKING IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF JANE AUSTEN?

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UPDATE: The crowd funded book on Indiegogo, you will get in the post, is now at a soaring 50%!

Well it can’t be all bad that in the Hampshire fundraising frolics this month there is now one of our posters trumpeting Dragon In The Post hanging in the home of one of the greatest novelists of all time, Jane Austen! The house is barely 10 miles from where I’m staying, in the gentle village of Chawton in Hampshire, so no writer worth his ink could fail to make the little pilgrimage to the charming home of the woman who changed the face of the English novel forever. There is little either quaint or twee about the way they have created an excellent museum there, where I committed an appropriate act of sacrilege by laying my hand on the writing table of Jane herself.

It was also a little treat to cross swords with one of her biographers, Deidre Le Faye, who I found with the house manager Ann Channon sitting on a bench in the lovely garden. Ann came as a cleaner 23 years ago and has now progressed to proud guardian, of a home and family story that can at times move her to tears. Behind a pair of magnificent coloured sun glasses Deidre meanwhile raised an understandably dragonish eye to my own efforts, and indeed ignorance about Austen, although also pointed out that in Austen’s day, and indeed from the days of Shakespeare and the first printed ‘Bookes’, these things were often done by private patronage or by subscription. So we are in fact in illustrious and honourable company! I did not know that Austen, who did not move from her home near Basingstoke to the house until 1807 and only updated some of her most famous works like Pride and Prejudice there, published anonymously or under the tantalising label ‘By a Lady‘. Never married, living in the house with her brothers for a time, who both became admirals in the British Navy, I was also astonished to learn that Jane died at the tender age of only 41, perhaps of tuberculosis. How sad.

Like ‘The Birthplace‘, the Shakespeare family home in Stratford On Avon, I’m not entirely convinced by shrines to writers, or what they exactly tell you about the landscape of the creative imagination, kingdoms to themselves. But it was lovely to wander round, to see that perfectly neat Austen handwriting, amid the delicate bonnets and recreated Georgian dresses, to hear Deidre dismiss with a disgusted snort the claim that one especially ugly portrait might be authentic, as her TLS article had long established, then to catch snatches of the fictional miracle in the facts of living that accompanied such a very realistic author: the face of an unctuous Mr Collins in a portrait one of her clerical relatives, or the confident echo of that immortal opening “It is a truth, universally acknowledged” in the often ironic pattern of her busy and practical letters. Then to the navy sword her brother Charles was given by none other than Simon Bolivar and the tale of how the trust brought home her little Turquoise ring last year, proudly displayed with two little Topaz crucifixes, replicas of which are soon to find their way into the groaning gift shop, filled with pricey Austen nick-nacks.

Like Chawton, that has more houses now but probably the same number of inhabitants as in Austen’s day, and so unlike the swelling new town of Basingstoke, that has helped to swamp glorious and astonishingly beautiful Hampshire with tarmac and Leisure Parks, it was all rather genteel, as the sun shone down in the pretty garden, through the graceful yew trees that have grown mightily since the days when Austen was relatively unknown and the younger saplings perhaps couched the house privy. A hungry young family of swallows dipped from their nest in the room beside the gift shop, as Deidre kindly signed a biography for me and a collection of edited letters, and with hope of my own project still very much alive, all seemed ordered and right with the world. Perhaps the spirit of genius will come along with us, but what our own magnificent £1900 would have been and done in Austen’s time! The family were never rich, incidentally, nothing compared to the likes of a Mr Darcy, although one of the brother’s was adopted by a finer family, so got to make it to one of the big houses. If Jane, who called one of her publishers a rogue, might have been bemused by crowd funding, the Internet or the plight of the modern author, I wonder what she would have thought of the flying machine that plans to take us skyward this Wednesday, or my efforts to walk the 100 miles of the South Downs Way. Perhaps her eye and pen would have thrilled at the richness of the Hampshire wheat fields at this time of year, the magic blue glint of a field of wild borridge across the rolling lanes and the numinous glow of the super moon that hangs in the night skies, or perhaps found more meat and matter in the simple facts of survival. If you want to visit Jane Austen’s House, that got 50,000 visitors last year, the times are below, or indeed if you want to support a modern author you can find a novel sent to you, in the post, by going to Indiegogo and BACKING THE PROJECT

David Clement-Davies July 2014

The photo is a pubic domain image of Jane Austen’s House Museum, which is at http://www.jane-austens-house-museum.org.uk/. The opening times vary throughout the year but it closes beteen 4.30 and 5pm. Tickets are £7.50 for Adults, £6 Senior Citizens and £2.50 for children between 6 and 16. Deidre Le Faye’s studies of Austen include Jane Austen – The World of her novels published by Frances Lincoln and Janes Austen’s Letters published by OUP.

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