It’s probably the funniest line in any movie, ever. It tops the famous “My Lord, my Lord, the hundred years war has begun.”The Da Vinci Code was the most atrociously written book, but it does have that page turning skill, despite non existent characterisation, and uses the technique of the growing riddle you just have to solve. You can do it in something as cerebral as a book. The film on the other hand was the most phenomenal flop, precisely because of those reasons. There was no real character in action, and so no convincing drama whatsoever. The actors really struggled and Paul Bethany, a really fine actor, as albino Silas is just pure comedy.
But the funniest line ever, in a film with no true dramatic tension? – “I HAVE TO GET TO A LIBRARY – FAST”.